The View From Abu Dhabi

Winter – Wk 6: America! Fuck Yeah... | Related By Trade | Demonic Drone Swarms | Lady Gaga Mangles the “Star Spangled Banner”

The Gaga Games: Catching Fire

MYTHOS – America! Fuck Yeah...

I arrived in Abu Dhabi right after the US military moved a nuclear submarine through the Strait of Hormuz, just off-shore of the UAE. It was another attempt to intimidate the Iranians on the opposite shore.

About a month before, one of Iran’s top nuclear scientists had been gunned down in the streets of Tehran. According to Iranian officials, the assassination was pulled off by an autonomous pick-up truck armed with an AI-guided gun turret.

Just after America’s ominous nuke-sub display, a Tehran court sentenced an Iranian-American businessman to 10 years in prison. He was accused of spying for ‘Merica.

A few days later, the US arrested an Iranian professor teaching at Boston University for “acting as an unregistered agent of the Iranian government.”

From our crew’s perspective, just across the strait from Iran, the news media seemed full of bad omens. Our show was one of many Western productions blowing through town. Any one of us could be a target for the next attention-hungry terrorist.

The longer our company was imprisoned in that hypersanitized Covidian cattle car—quarantined in a beachside resort with nothing but CNN International, Russia Today, the BBC world service, and rumor-infested Interwebs to keep us apprised of the plot unfolding outside—the more my American co-workers indulged dark, and ultimately delusional fantasies that we would become collateral damage in some toxic foreign entanglement.

After decades of hard flexes, color revolutions, full-on invasions, and relentless drone strikes from the West, these Middle Eastern cats show no fear of Armegeddon. It wouldn’t matter to them if the End Times turned out to be spiritual or utterly mundane—they refuse to bend the knee to other Highest Earthly Powers.

If the world ignited in a mass conflagration, that would only fulfill their Abrahamic prophecies. If global warming turned the planet into a desert, the oil-thirsty Arabs would barely notice. Until then, they'll keep drilling deeper and building higher.

The first thing a Westerner notices about Abu Dhabi, even in the midst of a mass lockdown, is how much wealth is on display. The city boasts a Ferrari theme park, ornate mosques, and shimmering ultra-mod skyscrapers. Most conspicuous is the disc-shaped Oreo cookie tower.

From my hotel balcony, I watched dusky migrant workers sweep up tourists’ trash. They were decked out in rubber gloves, gauze-like PPE cosmonaut suits, and double-ply medical masks. Just beyond, yachts packed full of maskless Arabs cruised the beach's edge. The dancing passengers celebrated life and health and freedom as sitar-infused techno throbbed across the water.

Oddly enough, the first images I ever saw of Abu Dhabi came from an advertisement that aired right after Election Day. I was in rural Tennessee at the time, watching TV in a family living room, waiting for the wild-ass Sidewinder to get home.

His wife and I sat on the couch, anxious about the fate of the nation. She kept CNN on the tube, wishing they'd just call the election be done with it. The channel's vapid talking heads were already seeding catch phrases like “baseless claims” and “without evidence”, preemptively casting doubt on Trump's dubious doubt-casters. As the mail-in ballots poured in by the truckload, flipping state after state from red to blue, an eerie advertisement interrupted the drama.

A trailer for Michael Bay's 6 Underground rattled the enormous flatscreen TV. Sports cars raced throught the streets of Abu Dhabi, engines roaring. Drone footage showcased a prestine skyline crowned by a futuristic space mosque.

The grinding soundtrack left the impression of a cthonic force rising up from the desert sands.

I sat on the edge of an old recliner-couch in that Southern living room, already unnerved by the social chaos tearing across our once great nation. I contemplated the pothole-pocked roads just beyond the front yard while images of Arab splendor passed before my eyes. An uneasy feeling came over me.

As America crumbles under the weight of its grudges, I thought to myself, the world's authoritarian states are poised to surpass us. Our cities have never looked so tidy as Abu Dhabistan does today, at least on camera—and it's possible they never will.

ETHNOS – Related By Trade

People naturally associate “race” with skin color. But much of what we recognize as racial difference, or the sense of being related by race, can be triggered by behavioral cues. Deep in our mammalian brains, there's a feeling that people who behave like us—those who possess the same skill-sets, who are playing for our team—these are our people.

Recently, I had the privilege of working with an international team that included a gruff Pakistani, a young buck from the Phillippines, and an American born and raised in Guam. We climbed steel truss and ate our meals together. We hoisted heavy objects into place. We trusted our lives to each other's hands. When the action died down, we exchanged a few life stories.

It isn’t as if our national allegiances overlap, or our religious lives are deeply intertwined. Nothing like that. And yet, I can't emphasize enough how much more I relate to the brown Ewoks in the arid hinterlands than I do the Rainbow White storm troopers who defend our neoliberal Empire.

My sense of kinship toward a Pakistani Muslim who knows how to tie solid knots, who understands the mechanics of counterweights and friction resistance, far surpasses my genetic relationship to fey Caucasoids whose advanced education leads them to claim insults are “violence” or obvious sex differences are arbitrary “social constructs.” Believe it or not, working class Pakistanis still have a grip—the Prophet’s flawless reputation notwithstanding.

I have far more respect for a roughneck Filipino with the guts to climb high steel than I do some ambitious Cracker Jack eager to climb the multi-culti social ladder. Like me and my kind, these men chase daily wages across various borders under the rule of aloof oligarchs. Despite the obvious cultural barriers, we speak the same language.

Bloodline is important, but shared language is far more important—even symbolic or memetic language. Ultimately, shared spirit is most important of all.

MACHINA – Demonic Drone Swarms

For the first time in my life, I got to see a drone swarm with my own two eyes. Going forward, I bet drones will be deployed in pretty much every production, from pop concerts to evangelical revivals. They’ll be as commonplace as lighting rigs or video walls.

As these creatures lifted off the ground in tandem, their coordinated movements resembled an awkward school of fish. Each had four tiny propellers for fins and an LED globe for a head. They performed intricate aerial maneuvers, forming a multicolored tornado, playing “follow the leader” in cascading streams, and creating two-dimensional geometric planes that rotated in mid-air. Occasionally one would lose signal and wander off, or crash into its neighbor.

More jarring than the visual display was the sound they made. The collective scream of their propellers humming all at once, especially as they approached, sounded like blood-hungry mosquitos emerging from the bowels of hell. Their shriek reminded me of the evil string music at the opening of the 1973 film The Exorcist, just before the hapless archaeologist uncovers a Sumerian amulet that starts all the trouble.

That god-awful sound, coupled with the nascent intelligence of these machines—merging to form an even greater collective intelligence—raised the hair on the back of my neck. What would it be like to have a swarm of malevolent, quasi-intelligent slaughterbots chase you down and pick you apart like airborne piranhas?

How many Muslims have already known that feeling just before they met their Maker?

How many ‘Mericans will before it’s all said and done?

RELIGARE – Lady Gaga Mangles the “Star Spangled Banner”

Historically speaking, it's pretty weird that a mob of Internet-addicted conspiracy theorists attempted an … ahem … “insurrection” with random bike racks, pepperspray, and inverted flagpoles. Swept up by a roaring meme storm, that Quixotic mob believed they were confronting an elite cabal of sexually deviant satanists as they battled a wonky windmill up on Capitol Hill. To the outside world, it was obvious they’d lost their minds out in the wastelands of Cyberia.

Even crazier, though, is the Democrats' decision to have Lady Gaga sing the National Anthem at Joe Biden's “unifying” inauguration. To hyper-vigilant eyes, the singer appeared to be dressed like one of the genocidal oligarchs in The Hunger Games. Watching Gaga approach the mic, flashing her crooked grin—as Slick Willy, George W, Saint Obama, Stiff Pence, Sleepy Joe, and soon-to-be-president Kamala smiled behind their fashion masks—you have to wonder if Biden's production team was just trolling the Q-Anon crowd.

Lady Gaga is the closest thing we have to a mainstream satanic sex symbol. She's the poster girl for the postmod, glam-obsessed, gender-bending cultural mutations that have altered the face of Christendom since at least the turn of the 20th Century—since the dawn of the Age of the Child.

As the 21st Century descended into a goofball dystopia, the versatile singer made a brilliant career out of subverting the sacred iconography of the host culture she now symbolizes.

The occult elements in Lady Gaga's work are hardly subtle. Whether he likes it or not, one of her more obvious influences is the Thelemic rockstar, Marilyn Manson. But that's just the tip of an iceberg melting in hell.

About a decade ago, Gaga underwent the “Abramović Method.” This masochistic initiatory rite found the singer wandering naked in the woods under the tutelage of the infamous neo-pagan Spirit Cooker, Marina Abramović.

As if to confirm the gaslit megalomania of our new age, Gaga had this to say about her esoteric mentor:

“[Abramović] is such an incredible piece of art in herself. And she is limitless. She is limitless in every way that I can even, in my limit ravin' [sic]… raidin' brain… that I do not possess the limitless brain that she does. I look at her and she is so free...

It's when you are around someone like Marina, as myself, a self-proclaimed pop performance artist, wanna go home and slit my wrists, and I am nothing, I have achieved no sense of art, she is so boundless.”

Given the fact that Lady Gaga's catchy pop art is openly derived from anti-orthodox occultism, it was pretty hilarious to see her belt out a vaguely dissonant version of the “Star Spangled Banner” at the invitation of Creepy Uncle Joe Biden, our second Catholic president. Hopefully he got another chance to sniff her hair.

Just imagine: a hotly contested presidential inauguration sanctified by a Luciferian turbo-slut for an audience of masked elites under protection of 25,000 armed troops behind the barbed-wire fences of the Washington DC “Green Zone.” If you didn't know better, you might suspect the Highest Earthly Powers were trying their damnedest to give an already paranoid Middle America a hard case of the heebie-jeebies.